Something of a gastronomic selection for this week’s best name: Tayte Pears, Joe Corn and Felix Pie were close, as was Mr (Marques) Whippy.
But the winner was Bre Crum, a name so close to ‘Bread Crumb’ that one cannot think of the former without thinking of the latter.
Try it. You can’t.
Phillip Phillips, American Idol winner and kidney stone non-passer
Neville Neville, father of UK soccerers Phil & Gary and raucous partyer
Lang Lang, Chinese pianist and (aged 9) suggested suicidee
Dante Dears, US criminal and non-phone unlocker
Tayte Pears, Australian Rules footballer and slow computer sufferer
Bre Crum, US basketballer and additional depth provider
Felix Pie, Dominican baseballer and twisted testicle sufferer
Gwynne Shotwell, SpaceX president and non-rocket launcher
Marques Whippy, Fijian basketballer and pre-game vomiter
Joe Corn, US history professor and ‘national resource’ husband
Mysherry Moore, (then) US high school student and swimming fear conqueror
Windy Buche, French rugby player and two try grabber
Rider Strong, US actor/director and son of King Arthur Strong
PJ Boner, Irish ‘instrument weigher’ and Pioneer Award recipient
Zemgus Girgensons, Latvian ice hockeyer & successful tool possessor
*Pic courtesy of Tampa Bay Times